Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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