he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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