is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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