Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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