So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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