i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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