I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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