great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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