I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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