Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Success! We fucked roommates!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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