Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Come see our sink grown plant.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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