i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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