Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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