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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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