You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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