C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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