OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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