so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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