So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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