Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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