But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I wear drunk well.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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