At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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