just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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