I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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