my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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