i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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