I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
