im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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