Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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