They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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