i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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