Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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