it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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