so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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