Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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