Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
