let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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