I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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