Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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