You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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