Don't make out with my wife yet
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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