A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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