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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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