It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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