Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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