WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
There are leaves in my underwear?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
