even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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