Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
