Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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