id be glad to
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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