Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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