Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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