Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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