fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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